Sry I called you an 8
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
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in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
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She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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