in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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