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I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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