He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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