id be glad to
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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