Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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