i just had sex bonerless
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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