He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
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She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
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When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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