dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Randomize
