Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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