I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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