exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Boobs are out for the taking
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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