Who wears a wallet chain?!
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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