wat bout pragnant strippers??
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
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No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
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I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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