Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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