So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
It's like God shit irony all over that family
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
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