It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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