I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
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