Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
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I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
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took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
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