There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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