AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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