can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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