can we get nightvision for the apartment?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
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She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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