Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
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Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
This baby is an asshole
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
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Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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