She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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