That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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