At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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