Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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