Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
You ruined the universe
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