when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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