im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Randomize
