Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
