I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
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Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
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I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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