I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
Randomize
