Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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