im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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