Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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