Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
