i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
My butt remains clenched, sir.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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