I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
Randomize
