he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
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He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
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Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
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