You made me cry and you don't even care
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
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Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Blood and glitter go together right?
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
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It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..