fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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