I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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