shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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