i think i have two assholes
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
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Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
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I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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