Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
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The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
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Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
did you just send me my own nude
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?