Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Life is so much better after having sex.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
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To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
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I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog