like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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