Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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