I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
that's an acceptable place to lick
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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