You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
You have to summon your inner elephant
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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