I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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