yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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