It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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