he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Come share oat with me in your robe
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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