You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
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Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
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I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.