you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
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Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
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You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.