That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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