Plan B is the new Plan A
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
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possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
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Let's paint friendship bongs
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
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