I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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